Go on Google Maps. Type in: 52.376552,5.198303 and you’ll see a man dragging a body into a lake. http://pic.twitter.com/7Eg7x5S7fn

foxsoccer:

One man who parlayed all of the Champions League Round of 16 first leg games into one betting ticket could make a fortune tonight!

After correctly predicting the exact scorelines for the first six games, the lad needs only a 2-0 Barcelona win at Milan and a 1-1 draw between Galatasaray and Schalke 04 today in order to win £1 million!!

How much did he bet? Just one penny! Good luck mate!

Well, he just lost his bet.

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I
would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion.
So I decided I needed a passionate girl
with a zest for life.
In University I dated a passionate girl, but
she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all the time
and threatened suicide.
So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 21 I found a very stable girl
but she was boring. She was totally
predictable and never got excited
about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some
excitement.
When I was 25 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn’t keep up with her.
She rushed from one thing to another,
never settling on anything. She did mad
impetuous things and flirted with
everyone she met.
She made me miserable more often than happy.
She was great fun initially and very
energetic, but directionless.
So I decided to find a girl with some
ambition.
When I turned 28, I found a smart
ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly
on the ground and married her.
She was so ambitious that she divorced me
and took everything I owned.
I am now 30 and am looking for a girl with
big tits.

penguln:

malicious-melons:

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Child services we’ve come to take your children

child services we’ve come to take your children who

Child services we’ve come to take your children from you

(Source: maliciousmelons)

One of the things I have noted about the new generation of gamers is that gamers have become less skilled. This is the fault of both the game developers and the gamers themselves. I remember as a kid that I would challenge friends to a game of street fighter, Killer Instinct, tekken or mortal kombat. These games used to be console sellers. As I grew older, I learnt to play other games like Dead or Alive 3 and Marvel vs Capcom 2.

Then there were adventure games like DMC (My first playstation game), DMC 3, Onimusha, God hand, God of war, Ninja Gaiden and so on. These games were beautiful, technical  and could be very brutal. Sadly this new generation of gamers are not willing to invest their time and skill to learning the system. Everyone wants to point and shoot and play games with amazing set pieces.

Last year saw the release of Dark-siders 2, Street fighter x tekken, persona arena 4, tekken tag tounament 2 and DOA 5. None of the games cracked the 1 million copies in sale milestone. Instead, games like borderlands 2, Halo 4, Far Cry 3 and Call of duty tore away the charts.

Is the death of fighting games coming or is there still hope.